Oprah?
- I’m going to tell you all the reasons why Oprah should be lifted/hurled from her undeserved thrown. This chick is trying to take over the world when she can’t even control her own weight. Please, Oprah, you are NOT a vegetarian. you say one little thing about eggplant parmesan, and that it’s such a healthy lifestyle, and suddenly you’re PETA’s no. one choice for veg head of the year. NOT OKAY. Also, you have never written a book. I’m surprised if you’ve stuck your nose out of your fake-sympathy, i-can-help-you-with-cash world to even READ a book. So why the hell do we hold your review in such high regard? You’ve zombified all the oblivious soccer mom’s to think that, with the help of your giant head and big ass pearls, with all the lovely glitches in their bathroom scales, with all your the spacious seats to put cars under, and with all the please-welcome—s, they are ready to take over the world with their minivans. At this time, we invite you all to look under your seats and find— your dignity. Thanks, Oprah, we were so lost without your wisdom and grace and integrity and loveliness and——. Maybe Tom Cruise’ll come back and break all our fingers so we can be JUST LIKE YOU.
I have to say that I am highly offended with this post. I’m sorry you don’t like Oprah, but you don’t know her. She might be a great person. And don’t take me wrong, I’m not defending her, but please explain why “This chick is trying to take over the world when she can’t even control her own weight” has to do with anything? A lot of people struggle with their weight, myself included. How dare you judge someone based on their looks! Just because she has meat on her bones doesn’t mean she or anyone else lose any of their abilities to “take over the world” or anything else for that matter.
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