Our pregnant cat came to chill in my room earlier
I went to pet her and noticed her water broke. What did I do?
I kicked her the fuck out, like the cold, heartleass son of a bitch I am.
She went and had her kittens in my sister’s closet.
HAHA SISTER.
HA
HA
Now YOU can deal with our cats’ douchefuckery.
aww… meany.
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